Rhetoric Nerd Mugs

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Punctuation Police

Information...political rhetoric

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

The Truth

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

Language of politics.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Violent Rhetoric

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'How God invented polish'

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit