Rhetoric Nerd Mugs

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Punctuation Police

Information...political rhetoric

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Masters of Political Oratory

The Truth

How Romans give each other a high five...

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Rush Limbaugh

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

Language of politics.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Violent Rhetoric

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'How God invented polish'

"I Tarzan . . ."

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Trumped by Semniotics

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"