Rhetoric Nerd Gifts

Looking for a gift that truly resonates with your love for rhetoric and persuasive language? Our collection for rhetoric nerds features humorous and smart designs perfect for anyone passionate about words, speech, and persuasion. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or a fellow language enthusiast, these products blend wit and creativity, making every item a delightful nod to your favorite interest. From clever prints to fun accessories, discover gifts that champion your rhetorical spirit.

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

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Punctuation Police

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Information...political rhetoric

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'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!' mockup

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

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The Truth

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'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.' mockup

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

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"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context." mockup

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

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And now, for a rebuttal.

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"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down." mockup

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric. mockup

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

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Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

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"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!" mockup

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

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Language of politics.

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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ." mockup

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

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Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters. mockup

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

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"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman." mockup

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

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Violent Rhetoric

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'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!' mockup

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

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Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes mockup

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

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'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.' mockup

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

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'How God invented polish'

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"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?" mockup

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

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"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome." mockup

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

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'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.' mockup

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

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Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

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Rhetoric Nerd Gifts Collection

Rhetoric Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of rhetoric nerd mugs—perfect for adding some wit to your morning coffee or tea moments.

Rhetoric Nerd Pillows

Find our clever rhetoric-themed pillows that bring humor and comfort to your living space, ideal for language buffs.

Rhetoric Nerd Prints

Browse our inspiring rhetoric and language craft prints to decorate your home or office with a touch of wit and wisdom.

Rhetoric Nerd T-Shirts

Check out our witty rhetoric nerd t-shirts and showcase your love for language and persuasion with style.