Rhetoric Aficionados Gifts

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Changing Minds

Information...political rhetoric

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Violent Rhetoric

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

'Call in someone who understands all the terminology that no one understands.'

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit