Rhetoric Fans Gifts

Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm practicing argument-winning techniques...all that matters is the appearance of winning it.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Information...political rhetoric

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Masters of Political Oratory

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

How Will They Manage without Us?

Rush Limbaugh

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Alpha males through the ages!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Violent Rhetoric

What came first, the chicken or the egg

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

Leftie Trump

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

Death to Stultophobia