Rhetoric Fans Prints

Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm practicing argument-winning techniques...all that matters is the appearance of winning it.'

Information...political rhetoric

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

I break for toilet paper

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

And now, for a rebuttal.

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Alpha males through the ages!

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Language of politics.

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

Violent Rhetoric

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"