Rhetoric Fan Prints

Them's fightin' words, mister

"And now... the latest dope from Washington..."

Information...political rhetoric

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Masters of Political Oratory

I break for toilet paper

And now, for a rebuttal.

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

Rush Limbaugh

How Will They Manage without Us?

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Political Analysis

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Alpha males through the ages!

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

Violent Rhetoric

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"Sure he riles up his base, but where's the positive message?"

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit