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Trumped by Semniotics

Trumped by Semniotics

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Lemniskate

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

Peace Locked in a Cage

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Life and Death

The Idea of America.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

New life (organ donation)

"Holy Mackerel!"

'He did it for us.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Irony: Then and Now

Sunset

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

'We complete each other...'

Anatomy.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Playing With Peace

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'