Seminar Buff Gifts

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Here we are."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

How to engage an audience

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Time management office worker

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'