Seminar Junkies Gifts

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"