Training Seminar Junkie Gifts

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Overjumpers

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Seems it all started at a wine-tasting seminar m'lud, nobody brought a bucket.'

Man to goose: 'Your speech on getting all your ducks in a row gave me goosebumps.'

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'