Training Seminar Junkie Prints

To recap: Last week, Rudy attended the Sadie Cohen's Attitude Adjustment and Rapid Response Training Seminar. In case you missed it, a flashback. Drop and give me 20 highly-personal insults. Drop? You call yourself a lady? No, wait, what? But then magic happened. Drop, and give me … Pipe down, bearded lady. Rudy Shock Jock is in the house!

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Overjumpers

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"Do as many study days as you can."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Man to goose: 'Your speech on getting all your ducks in a row gave me goosebumps.'

'Seems it all started at a wine-tasting seminar m'lud, nobody brought a bucket.'

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.