Selflessness Sage Pillows

Honey badger do care.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

That party went well.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

How to believe in yourself.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

Tact is seeing others how they wish to be seen.

Self-Help, Self-Hurt, and Cooking Books.

'Hate, charity, faith, patience...to thine own self be true...' 'Leave this man alone you're driving him mad.'

Sooner or Later

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'

'He has an inferiority complex.'

Books: New - Do It Yourself...Let the Government Do It.

'No kidding? -- I was at Woodstock, too!'

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.