Self-love Sage Pillows

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'The computer goes strictly by your written requirements. Congratulations, you've just been matched with yourself!'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

That party went well.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Woman looking into a mirror

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Mankini - One size fits all.

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

Narcissus' Cat.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

How to believe in yourself.

Honey badger do care.

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Self Love Witch

I heart my bum.

Narcissus discovers t-shirts