Self-love Sage Pillows

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'The computer goes strictly by your written requirements. Congratulations, you've just been matched with yourself!'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

That party went well.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Woman looking into a mirror

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

Mankini - One size fits all.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

How to believe in yourself.

Honey badger do care.

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Self Love Witch

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Morning Gorgeous!"