Selflessness Sage T-Shirts

Honey badger do care.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

That party went well.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Captain Thomas Coram.

How to believe in yourself.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

Tact is seeing others how they wish to be seen.

Self-Help, Self-Hurt, and Cooking Books.

'Hate, charity, faith, patience...to thine own self be true...' 'Leave this man alone you're driving him mad.'

Sooner or Later

'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

'He has an inferiority complex.'

Books: New - Do It Yourself...Let the Government Do It.

'No kidding? -- I was at Woodstock, too!'

I only know the meaning of life -- Old Goopta over there knows what women want.