Self-talk Gifts

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

That party went well.

"The overthinker"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Cellphone Islands

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Creativity 2.0