Self-search Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

Planned service changes

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Reflection (with bubbles)

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Motorway of the Self

"Adolescencia"

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

$875,000 later.

Here's Waldo

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'