Self-search Enthusiast Prints

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

Planned service changes

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Reflection (with bubbles)

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Adolescencia"

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Motorway of the Self

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'