Self-promotion Observer Pillows

"You know all those anonymous gifts to charities – that was me,."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Creativity 2.0

Blog Breakdown

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Tunnel of Love.

Bart firmly believes that he is the result of intelligent design.

This could be your blurb.

The Social Media Expert

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I look so beautiful when you're sleeping."

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

Vain Pony Rider

'He works here during his off season.'

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.