Self-promotion Observer Pillows

"You know all those anonymous gifts to charities – that was me,."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Blog Breakdown

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

Bart firmly believes that he is the result of intelligent design.

Tunnel of Love.

This could be your blurb.

The Social Media Expert

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I look so beautiful when you're sleeping."

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

Vain Pony Rider

"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"

'He works here during his off season.'

"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."

'Do we want a box of raisins? Mister, this is Halloween, not audition night at the comedy club!'