Self-promotion Expert Gifts

School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.

'Lets rather talk about you. What did you think of my eagle on the sixth?'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Creativity 2.0

Blog Breakdown

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

"We couldn't give you a bigger office, so we shrunk everything down to make it appear bigger."

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

The Social Media Expert

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

This could be your blurb.

'If you keep convincing people at work that you are irreplaceable, how can you ever be promoted?'

"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

Sigh - '' - 'Waaaaah!' - '' - 'Hey! I'm not that fat!!!' - '' -

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.

'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'

'These personal statements are just me...me...me!'

Lawyers - Counsel Chapotard reading in a Law Journal an article by himself praising himself