Self-help Snarker Gifts

"How to Look, Feel & Sound like Shit"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Dummies for Dummies.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Bald Man Overcomb

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

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'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

Pastoring for Dummies

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion