Self-help Snarker Pillows

"How to Look, Feel & Sound like Shit"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Dummies for Dummies.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Bald Man Overcomb

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

New from Lockdown Press

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Pastoring for Dummies

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

One Thing is Free

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

The final proof that they were closer to humans than we ever thought.

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."