Self-help Humor Lover Pillows

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.

"I don't want self-help, I want beyond help!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'You must heal yourself.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Always expect the best

Identity Crisis Support Group

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Chicken soup books

'You have a fauxbia.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

Dummies for Dummies.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

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"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

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