Self-help Humor Lover Pillows

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.

"I don't want self-help, I want beyond help!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Always expect the best

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'You have a fauxbia.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

Dummies for Dummies.

Chicken soup books

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

New from Lockdown Press

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.