Self-esteem Appreciator Pillows

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

That party went well.

Jarvis Cocker

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

Tell me about this feeling of inadequacy

A giraffe in a hat

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I envy your metabolism.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"I wish I was special."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Body Shaming

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."