Self-esteem Appreciator Pillows

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

That party went well.

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

A giraffe in a hat

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'I envy your metabolism.'

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

Body Shaming

"I wish I was special."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."