Man fights with his shadow.
Self-dueler Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the humorous, competitive streak of someone who loves a good challenge? Discover our collection of quirky and clever items that celebrate the art of friendly self-dueling. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of wit and self-awareness, these products make memorable presents for those with a playful, creative edge. Whether they like to challenge themselves or simply appreciate clever humor, you'll find something to bring a smile even in their moments of self-competitive fun.
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Women's Martial Arts Center
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
Mod Kwan Doh
Martial Arts
KAWAII T'AI CHI
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
They Are Not Going to Take Me
Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
Martial Arts
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
'Them's fightin' tweets!'
Stun-gun target practice.
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
The Emersons at Home
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
Self-dueler Gifts Collection
Self-dueler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring self-dueler humor to brighten their mornings with witty, cleverly crafted designs.
Self-dueler Pillows
Cozy up with self-dueler pillows that add humor and personality to any living space, making relaxation a fun experience.
Self-dueler Prints
Decorate with our self-dueler art prints, blending clever design and humor to bring personality to your walls.
Self-dueler T-Shirts
Find the perfect self-dueler t-shirt to showcase their competitive wit and love for playful challenges in style.