Man fights with his shadow.
Self-dueler T-Shirts
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Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Women's Martial Arts Center
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
Mod Kwan Doh
Martial Arts
KAWAII T'AI CHI
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
They Are Not Going to Take Me
Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
Martial Arts
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
'Them's fightin' tweets!'
Stun-gun target practice.
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
The Emersons at Home
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
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