"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
Self-defense Starter T-Shirts
Show off your self-defense spirit with our fun and bold t-shirts. Perfect for beginners who want to stay safe and stylish while making a statement.
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
Women's Martial Arts Center
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!
Martial Arts
Mod Kwan Doh
KAWAII T'AI CHI
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'
They Are Not Going to Take Me
"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."
Martial Arts
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself
"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."
Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"
"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'
Martial arts and clumsiness.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
Stun-gun target practice.
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
Self-defense Starter T-Shirts Collection
Self-defense Starter Mugs
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Self-defense Starter Pillows
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Self-defense Starter Prints
Browse our self-defense prints to inspire confidence and safety in a creative, artistic format.