Self-control Struggler Pillows

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

Scared 26 year old

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

'I don't have a shortage of willpower. I have an excess of fairness.'

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"Darn, I've done it again!"

"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."

'I've always been a perfectionist - just not a very good one.'

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Woman chaining herself to refrigerator so heavy man cannot open it.

Jesus is tempted in the desert.

I will not hoot. I will hot hoot. I will not hoot.