Decision-making Struggler Pillows

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Fork in the trail.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

Illogic Tree

'So push has come to shove...'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

Digital or analog elevators.

No Coin Flipping

'Which one shall I get?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'