Decision-making Struggler Pillows

OMG, make up your mind! You just signed in, are you sure you want to sigh out again?

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'So push has come to shove...'

Illogic Tree

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

Digital or analog elevators.

'Which one shall I get?'

No Coin Flipping