Self-control Seeker Pillows

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Planned service changes

Ego Increasing School

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Steve found himself on his travels.

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Me when by BDD shows up

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Motorway of the Self

TV-Mirror.

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

$875,000 later.

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"

Control in the workplace.

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'