Happy Hour 5-7 p.m. Let me know when happy hour hits the half-way mark. I'm not sure I want to lose my lousy attitude today, so I need to be aware of the point of no return.
Self-control Seeker Prints
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"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."
I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.
People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'
'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'
Planned service changes
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."
Ego Increasing School
Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.
"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."
'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'
'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'
Steve found himself on his travels.
"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."
"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"
Reflection (with bubbles)
Me when by BDD shows up
"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"
TV-Mirror.
Motorway of the Self
"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."
'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'
'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'
"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."
Tell me about this feeling of inadequacy
"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."
$875,000 later.
Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.
"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'
'I want to be yummy mummified.'
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