"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."
Self-control Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously or inspiringly highlight the virtue of self-control. Ideal for framing and displaying, they bring a witty or motivational vibe to any room.
Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.
Jesus is tempted in the desert.
Woman chaining herself to refrigerator so heavy man cannot open it.
'Out! You flunked the 'management' part.'
A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'
Self help acupuncture
"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
Work/Life Balance
You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe
I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.
Bad fake tan day.
Spa
Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.
Bad hair day!
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."
Woman pouring perfume into her bath.
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
"Try thinking about something else."
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.
Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.
Dating is so expensive...
"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"
"You left your demons here last week."
Pampered and poodled.
"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"
Self-control Prints Collection
Self-control Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs that celebrate self-control with witty designs. Perfect for everyday motivation or a humorous touch at home or in the office.
Self-control Pillows
Explore pillows that humorously or thoughtfully honor self-control, adding comfort and a light-hearted reminder to any living space.
Self-control T-Shirts
Check out our self-control themed t-shirts featuring clever slogans and playful graphics—ideal for adding personality and wit to your casual wardrobe.