Self-control Skeptics Pillows

Add a touch of humor and wit to their space with pillows featuring playful designs for self-control skeptics. Perfect for lounges, offices, or bedrooms—comfort with a clever twist.

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"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."

"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly." mockup

"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."

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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill! mockup

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

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"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?" mockup

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

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New from Low-Key Press.

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Telling Self to Buzz Off

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'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.' mockup

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

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Live, laugh, love

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'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.' mockup

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

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Editorial Control

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Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!" mockup

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

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'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

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"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow." mockup

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

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"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure." mockup

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

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Older cousin press

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"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect." mockup

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

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"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs" mockup

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

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'Self-help books for cynics'

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New From Why? Books

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'I haven't been trying for years and look where it's gotten me.'

'I haven't been trying for years and look where it's gotten me.' mockup

'I haven't been trying for years and look where it's gotten me.'

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"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive." mockup

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

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'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?' mockup

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

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"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!" mockup

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

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'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.' mockup

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

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Success Without Effort

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"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control." mockup

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

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"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it." mockup

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

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'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.' mockup

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

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"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue." mockup

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

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'Bucky's new book, I think.'

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"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe." mockup

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

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"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120 mockup

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

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Down with Chicken Soup Books

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Self-control Skeptics Pillows Collection

Self-control Skeptics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for self-control skeptics. Find designs that humorously highlight their inquisitive nature and love for questioning everything.

Self-control Skeptics Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate skepticism and wit. Perfect for decorating a space that appreciates humor and thoughtful quirkiness.

Self-control Skeptics T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for self-control skeptics, showcasing their humorous and skeptical outlook in our stylish, fun collection.