Self-help Skeptic Pillows

"Just get over it. That's what I did." Bob turns a tragic loss into a lame attempt at helping others cope.

Getting Back to Normal for Idiots

New from Low-Key Press.

All I Know I Learned in the Compost Heap.

"So basically you are looking for books on changing everyone except yourself."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Coping with apathy (title of book in trash)

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'In your case I wonder if it's such a good idea.'

Book on 'How to Handle Market Stress' being thrown out of a window.

'Hey ? this isn't one of those self-improvement scams, is it?'

Self help guru.

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Success Without Effort

"Just remember, it's O.K. to be guilty, but it's not O.K. to feel guilty."

It's The Miracle Book!

Older cousin press

Down with Chicken Soup Books

Anger Management Seminar.

Self-help gurus you won't find on 'Oprah.'

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

UnHelpful Self-Help Books: The Zen of Big Hair, I'm OK You? Not so much, How to Please Everyone, Get Rich Selling Insects

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

Returning a 'How to Make Money' book.

'You were an author? What book did you write?'

"I knew it - He's just plugging another self-help book!"

"It's okay, Professor, they're all self-help books."

"I'd like to return this book. . . It didn't cover any of personal problem areas."

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

"You don't have a ladder?"

Cold Comfort Books

Life Hacks