The Learned Skeptic Pillows

"The Man Who Knew Enough"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

New from Low-Key Press.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Older cousin press

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'Self-help books for cynics'

"What do the know!"

'I haven't been trying for years and look where it's gotten me.'

'So help me, which god?'

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Success Without Effort

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'Oh my god!'

'I'm looking for the book that tells how to be less materialistic without actually giving up any stuff!'

'Bucky's new book, I think.'

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

Down with Chicken Soup Books

"I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest." "Very good, little buddy." "I see you've read chapter 7 of 'Randy "the Rock" Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect'." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." "I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper." "I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed."