Self-branding Mastermind Gifts

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

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"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

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At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

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'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

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"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."