Rebranding Guru Gifts

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'We've re-branded.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

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'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Try thinking like a different brand."

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."