Rebranding Guru Prints

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'We've re-branded.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Your ad here!

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

The Bargain Brand

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."