Business Branding Guru Prints

"I've had to change my business name: Potential clients were put off by 'Bear Market'..."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Uh-Oh..."

'We've re-branded.'

Target your customer.

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Target your message

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'