Business Branding Guru Prints

"I've had to change my business name: Potential clients were put off by 'Bear Market'..."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Uh-Oh..."

'We've re-branded.'

Target your customer.

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Early Business Planning

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"That's our new church mascot."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

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'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'