Business Rebranding Gifts

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Final words on gravestones.