Rebranding Enthusiast Gifts

'Would you say I'm popular?' - 'I'd say you occupy a 'low-density niche'.' - 'Is that the same as saying I'm unpopular?' - 'It's sort of a 'rebrand'.' - 'Maybe marketing isn't all bad.'

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

'Okay, the motion put forth by the chamber of commerce had passed. From here on in, our town will be officially known as Fairhaven.'

"First we ditch the 'grim reaper' tag, how do you feel about, 'events organizer'?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'We've re-branded.'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

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"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Fashion Mistake.

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"My husband's in advertising."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

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"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'