Rebranding Fan Gifts

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

The Da Vinci Cod

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"You've changed."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'Love your renovations.'

"Factominiums."

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Closet.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Elvis' autopsy