Rebranding Fan T-Shirts

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"You've changed."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Adult Barbershop

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'Love your renovations.'

"Factominiums."

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Closet.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing