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"Yuck. These don't taste right."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Lawyers On A Plane.

Extreme kites!

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

The Sedentary Dead.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Planet of the Dems

Old Yarns