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"Fruit of the Loon"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Trump! The Musical

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Steamed vegetables."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Oh Hi!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Hugh fans!"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

The Greek Trampoline

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Can't Touch This

Russia Money Laundering

"Amateurs."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"