Self-acceptance Supporter Pillows

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Congratulations!

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

A giraffe in a hat

'I envy your metabolism.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

I heart my bum.

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Tunnel of Love Handles

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

Celebrating National No Bra Day

The power of positive affirmations

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"They're just jealous! You don't need lipstick because you're naturally beautiful!"

Actually, it's kind of a relief to discover I wasn't a thin guy trapped in a heavy guy's body.

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"Make me look like this."

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

National Fat Man Thong Competition

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

'Mum, Dad, there's something I should tell you, I'm a a pouffe.'

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.', 'Even Geraldo?'