Self-acceptance Advocate Pillows

A wife loves a double chin on hubby's ex-girlfriends.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

"This is the beak I was born with and it's the beak I'll die with."

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'

"Doc, I think I'm almost ready to come out of the closet as a cross-dresser!"

'The day I feel perfect abs are important, I'll have perfect abs.'

'I'm a fat man trapped in a pencil neck body.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Man wears t-shirt with the slogan 'Chips Happen'.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Congratulations!

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Body Shaming

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

'Of course no one loves you as much as I do dear, unless you include yourself.'

Celebrating National No Bra Day