Self-acceptance Advocates Pillows

Not All Diets Work.

'I was going to exercise before my 10th reunion so I could lose a few pounds, but who cares. I figure we're all just a bunch of fat cows.'

'I don't mind being small. I just wish I was perfectly formed.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Congratulations!

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

Tunnel of Love Handles

Celebrating National No Bra Day

The power of positive affirmations

I Love Baldies.

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.', 'Even Geraldo?'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

'Mum, Dad, there's something I should tell you, I'm a a pouffe.'

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

"They're just jealous! You don't need lipstick because you're naturally beautiful!"

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"Cody, we're ready to settle the case f Bucket List v. Boomerang."

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

'Hey, I'm no longer an ugly duckling! Now I'm an ugly duck!'