Self-acceptance Advocates Pillows

Not All Diets Work.

'I was going to exercise before my 10th reunion so I could lose a few pounds, but who cares. I figure we're all just a bunch of fat cows.'

'I don't mind being small. I just wish I was perfectly formed.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Congratulations!

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

I heart my bum.

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

I Love Baldies.

Tunnel of Love Handles

The power of positive affirmations

Celebrating National No Bra Day

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.', 'Even Geraldo?'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

Actually, it's kind of a relief to discover I wasn't a thin guy trapped in a heavy guy's body.

'Mum, Dad, there's something I should tell you, I'm a a pouffe.'

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

"They're just jealous! You don't need lipstick because you're naturally beautiful!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.