Self-acceptance Advocate Gifts

A wife loves a double chin on hubby's ex-girlfriends.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

"This is the beak I was born with and it's the beak I'll die with."

Ernie's not good at much else--- but he's the guru of self-acceptance.

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.

Francine says I've got a big pot belly. Sure --- That's why we call your navel a "pothole." (Published originally on June 5, 2006).

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'

"Doc, I think I'm almost ready to come out of the closet as a cross-dresser!"

'The day I feel perfect abs are important, I'll have perfect abs.'

'I'm a fat man trapped in a pencil neck body.'

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Man wears t-shirt with the slogan 'Chips Happen'.

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Congratulations!

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Narcissus' Cat.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Body Shaming