Self-acceptance Seeker Gifts

The Book of Millie

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Planned service changes

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Ego Increasing School

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Congratulations!

Steve found himself on his travels.

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Me when by BDD shows up

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

Motorway of the Self

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

TV-Mirror.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"