Seersucker Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'd ask you up, Richard, but my roommates and I have a pretty strict 'no-"Times"-twits-in-seersucker' policy."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I meant the dog!"

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Consider yourself chased."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."